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Hi, Mum.

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I've got to go out. Just a minute. Come
down here.

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I didn't do it. Didn't do what? I don't
know. Whatever it is. I've just answered

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a phone call from somewhere called Pizza
Pizza.

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Oh. Apparently you're expected to turn
up there tonight to deliver pizzas. Is

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this true?

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It's only till 10 .30. I've done my
homework.

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And you're letting Jane go to a
Halloween party.

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What? What's all this about a Halloween
party?

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Oh, I'm coming to the 90s, Mum.

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Everyone does things on Halloween now.
It's only one night.

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Well, our party's different.

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No, it isn't. Why didn't you tell me
about this? Look, I'll never do it on a

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weekday again.

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But tonight's special, and I'm not a
little boy anymore, Mum.

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All right. I don't like this, but I'm
going to be completely fair.

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We'll leave it to your father to decide.

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Agreed?

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Although I warn you.

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I think I know exactly what his reaction
will be to his sons wasting his

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prospects delivering peasants. Stay
down!

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calendar since Tina's fluffy little
kittens of 1991.

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I never saw that. What happened to it?
It got mysteriously torn up and burnt in

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a freak accident.

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We haven't got any sweet chocolate
biscuits, nothing.

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Oh, there's a marshmallow somewhere.

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Uh, no, there isn't.

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Why? While you were out working last
night, David and I decided to toast

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Toast them? How did you... We'll clean
it up.

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used to have to worry about all this
trick -or -treat business before

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I'll have to go out in a minute and see
if I can get something to give them.

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Are you coming in to dry?

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All right, all right, I'm coming.

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I suppose I could see if Rona's going

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shopping later. She usually goes to the
supermarket on Thursday.

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He can mix, or some little Mars bars, or
something like that.

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Well? Yes?

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What do you think?

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About what?

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Yes, the face.

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Have you been holding your breath
watching one of those submarine films

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Look, I'll show you.

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What are you doing?

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I'm looking for the big torch.

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What torch?

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To put down my trousers.

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Well, there's plenty of room.

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Right, so, when the kids knock on the
door, we turn all the lights out, put on

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some spooky music, and then we make them
wake.

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And then wait some more.

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And then... Yeah?

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They'll be terrified.

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They certainly will.

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I copped in the face from? Boy George on
a bad night.

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Phantom of the Opera.

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Lon Chaney Jr.

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The man of a thousand faces.

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I think I'm not sitting here in the dark
all evening just so that you can send

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groups of six -year -old children away
screaming.

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You think it's too frightening?

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I didn't say screaming was frightening.

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It's Halloween.

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The witch's Sabbath.

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The night.

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Of the dark one's revel.

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The eve of all hallows when the spirits
of the dead return to the earth to dance

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their dance macabre.

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Not in Chiswick.

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Oh, go on.

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Not already.

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It's not even dark yet.

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Oh, God.

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Put it straight away.

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I'm in the bath!

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Yes, I'm doing it!

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Yes? Eh, Croudon?

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Sorry?

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Croudon. Oh, you mean sign? What for?

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Oh, no, this isn't for me.

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My name's Porter, not... What is this,
Croudon?

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Is that a name?

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Croudon. It's for the lady next door,
that side.

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Croudon. Mrs Croudon.

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Nope. Can I go now?

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I suppose so.

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It's crushing my inside.

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Go on, before I change my mind. Bye,
Dad.

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Bye, son.

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Remember... Drive carefully, I know, and
never again on a school day.

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Bye, then.

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Bye. Do your coat up properly. It's
going to pour down in a minute.

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Finished.

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What's the matter?

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Nothing.

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Ah, we'll be all right. Nothing's going
to happen to him. He'll be sensible.

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After all, he's got us as his parents.

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Yes. And we're always careful.

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I think you're so lucky I have to pay
heaven knows what for treatment like

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I was washing my hair. No.

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I have voices.

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All right, I admit it.

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I've hidden him under the carpet. It's
that big lump over there.

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What are you looking at?

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I'm just seeing if I can see the old
lady next door.

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Mrs. Crandall?

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Crue Dole.

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I thought she'd died.

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Well, if she has, she's been on a trip.

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What shall we do now?

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Ben, look in the mirror.

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Oh, no!

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I can't go to work looking like this.

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Well, it wouldn't be the first time.

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Ben, this is poster paint.

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It's face paint.

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Waterproof and durable colours will not
fade, bleed or rub off.

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What am I going to do?

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I don't know.

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What are you looking at?

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Nothing.

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seen the old woman next door recently?

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Not recently. Why?

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He just delivered a big box to her
house.

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Who? The man who said Croudal.

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Hang on, I'm getting a bit confused
here. You say Mrs. Crandall wasn't

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but she's just had a box delivered to
her.

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No, a box was delivered, I didn't see
her, and her name's not Crandall. Yes,

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is. How do you know? She told us. No,
she said Croudal, and we took that to be

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Crandall. No, it is Crandall.

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All right, we'll try to rectory
inquiries, shall we?

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Yes, I'd like a number in the name of
Crudal. C -R -U -D -A -A -L.

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It's the only one in the book, is it?

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Thank you.

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You see?

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That's her number.

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Yes, well, obviously she's still there,
then.

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Yes, obviously.

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What am I going to do about this?

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Go up to my dressing table and open the
jar of cold cream.

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Yeah? Rub it all over your... face right
in everywhere and then wipe it off with

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tissues it might come off all right i
suppose it's worth a try

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I don't know, something outside.

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You're getting a bit jittery, aren't
you? Oh, I'm just a bit nervous about

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David, that's all.

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Did you remember to... Yes, I opened the
bathroom window to let the scene out.

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Good. So it's not a costume party, then?
This is my costume.

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I'm the sacrificial virgin.

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Not really.

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Oh.

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Oh, it's just a joke.

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Ah! It's so quiet.

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I can't come, it's much better.

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Hold on, I like... Look, I feel...

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Calm down.

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and wiping my face on a flying rat.

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It stopped.

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So it is.

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Open the door. You open the door. I will
not.

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I don't think it's in here anymore.

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I can't see it.

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Don't do that. It's coming back.

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See that? No, it's definitely gone.

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Somebody left his house keys at the
pizza place before he went.

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And a kind person who was with him came
all the way round to return them. Spent

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you five minutes knocking on the front
door like a Jehovah's Witness in

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Bradford.

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Thank you.

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Don't mention it. Just dress up as a
psychopath and jump out at me from the

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bathroom. That's all I ask. Why don't
you... That's very thoughtful of you,

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Christine. I'm sorry we didn't hear you
at the door. That's quite all right.

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Oh, do you have any Coke?

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Yes.

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Well, would you put a Bacardi in it?

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You must know we had a bat in

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the bathroom.

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What, a live one? No, a cricket bat. We
use it to hit irritating people round

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the head.

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What?

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Well, they don't come out that much this
time of year. It's really peculiar.

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Don't you start.

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What? I've already had all that stuff
about her next door. What stuff? She's

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answering her phone. There's something
very strange going on in there. No,

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isn't. Going on where? Nowhere.

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Next door, that side.

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Look, it's nothing.

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What? Well, I just thought I hadn't seen
the old woman there recently and then

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these strange men arrived with a big box
which they took in there.

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You see?

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Before or after it got dark? Um, before.

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You sure?

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Yes, definitely. It was just as the sun
was going down but it wasn't quite dark

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yet. And then I thought I saw someone
else in there.

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Well, there you are then. There's your
explanation.

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You see?

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Oh, that's a relief.

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Must be a vampire.

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A vampire?

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Well, it's the classic scenario, isn't
it? He sends the old woman first to buy

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the house. Then he gets rid of her.

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Then he turns up in a box full of earth
from Transylvania.

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Then, the minute it gets dark, whoosh!

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He turns into a bat and goes lurking
about.

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True?

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No, of course it's not true. It's a
Hammer film.

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I've seen loads of them like that.

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So you don't think it could really
happen?

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Oh, no. It's all just an ill -informed
combination of primitive superstition

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myth. There's nothing in it.

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Of course, that's what they always say
in the Hammer films. Then they go to

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sleep and get their next bittern. Oh,
God!

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Oh, Bill, come on. You heard what she
said. It's just a story. Let's not get

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silly about this.

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Yeah, it's all a bit far -fetched,
really.

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Especially the one about Johnny
Allucard.

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Johnny Allucard?

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Yeah, there's this bloke called Johnny
Allucard and he's living in this house

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London. They don't even notice.

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Notice what?

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Don't you get it?

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Allucard.

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Get what?

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If you rearrange... Just a minute. If
you rearrange what? Ben!

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Crude ale, yeah. What's your point?

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It's all right. It's just the Alsatian
up the road being locked outside again.

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Shut up!

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All right, so if you rearrange it, it
does spell Dracula. It's

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just a coincidence.

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If you rearrange T .S. Eliot, it spells
toilets.

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It doesn't mean to say he was a lavatory
attendant.

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All right.

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I can see you're never going to be happy
until I prove this.

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Oh, it's raining.

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This won't take a minute.

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coming to the door.

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I was just thinking about you.

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Oh, Ben!

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Hi.

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Yeah. Did she?

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Yeah, I'm there at the moment.

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No, that's all right. It's fine. I've
brought the car with me.

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Hang on, I'll just scribble this down.

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Yeah.

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Uh -huh.

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The low battery's beeping.

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Nearly gone.

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Yeah. OK.

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No, nothing.

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I thought you said pointed.

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Oh.

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Not before I come home.

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All right, then.

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Yeah?

253
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Hello?

254
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Oh, damn.

255
00:18:48,690 --> 00:18:49,740
Hello?

256
00:18:54,330 --> 00:18:57,610
Yeah, Jennifer Porter, yeah. She's in
the disco in the hall.

257
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Right, yeah, well, can you give her this
message? Can you tell her to... Stay

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over at Clive's tonight.

259
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There's nothing for her to worry about.

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Please do.

261
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Brilliant.

262
00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:12,780
Yeah, yeah. It's just a bit of trouble
in next door. Nothing we can't handle.

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Wedge them so that the wolves can't
break through.

264
00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:18,000
Yes, OK. Thank you. Bye.

265
00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:24,260
Pizza Heats are still engaged.

266
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Hold on to it.

267
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Is there anything else you can remember?

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They don't like running water.

269
00:19:49,201 --> 00:19:52,719
Bill, where's the soda siphon? You know,
I've been thinking about it.

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All this vampire stuff.

271
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It's all a bit far -fetched, isn't it?

272
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What? Well, it's all a lot of nonsense.

273
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,660
But... What do you mean?

274
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I mean, there's no such thing as
Dracula. How can he be in the house next

275
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:38,200
Yeah. Vampires can only come in if you
invite them in.

276
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Invite them in.

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Come in. No!

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Hi, Ruth.

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Here we are.

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Sorry it took so long, but you know
there's checkouts. Did you get

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What?

282
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sun -dried tomatoes.

283
00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:19,260
Oh, good.

284
00:21:19,790 --> 00:21:22,870
Brona, why are you wearing that thing
round your neck?

285
00:21:23,670 --> 00:21:25,850
Yes, I thought that was a bit strange.

286
00:21:26,490 --> 00:21:28,840
I had to stop off at home care, but you
insisted.

287
00:21:29,290 --> 00:21:33,709
Did I? Yeah. You said that under no
circumstances was I to get out of my car

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unless I had a big grout and fix...

289
00:21:55,630 --> 00:21:58,160
I'm just outside a moment ago on a
little red moped.

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Did you? Yeah, I was just about to
deliver a pizza to the next door.

291
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Homestay!

292
00:23:22,741 --> 00:23:25,439
You see him going down the street.

293
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:28,000
Right. Now's our chance. We haven't got
much time.

294
00:23:32,860 --> 00:23:34,080
Give me your hand, quick.

295
00:23:34,940 --> 00:23:37,380
What is this stuff? Cat repellent.
Golly.

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00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:38,730
Hurry up.

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00:23:38,860 --> 00:23:41,750
Careful, you nearly had me eye out.
Ramna, stop dithering.

298
00:23:41,860 --> 00:23:44,090
Are you sure about this? My jacket's
caught.

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I mean, remember what happened when we
broke in next door to the other side?

300
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That was completely different. We were
just being stupid.

301
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:55,630
Steve, keep this crucifix up at all
times.

302
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,100
I can't get down.

303
00:24:04,511 --> 00:24:06,079
I

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shouldn't be

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keeping you from your work.

306
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:16,060
That's all right, Mrs Crudell.

307
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:22,260
Nothing to worry about. I only got this
this afternoon.

308
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:25,490
It was such a relief to get out the big
cylinders.

309
00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:30,819
John had to come in every eight hours to
change them over. Oh, you should have

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told us. We could have helped.

311
00:24:33,300 --> 00:24:34,350
Is it all right?

312
00:24:34,900 --> 00:24:39,780
They said that if the mains fluctuated
for any reason, it would stop.

313
00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:41,090
No, it's fine.

314
00:24:41,260 --> 00:24:42,700
Mother, I'm back.

315
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:45,000
Oh, thank heavens.

316
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:48,560
Why did the phone have to break at this
time?

317
00:24:48,820 --> 00:24:51,060
Oh, what a night.

318
00:24:53,110 --> 00:24:57,110
No one next door. I had to run to the
call box, which was still working.

319
00:24:57,570 --> 00:24:58,770
They must have gone out.

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00:24:58,771 --> 00:25:02,289
They said nothing to worry about. The
storm is nearly past and the supply is

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quite stable.

322
00:25:03,310 --> 00:25:04,360
Thank goodness.

323
00:25:04,510 --> 00:25:06,730
Well, you'd better be off, both of you.

324
00:25:07,190 --> 00:25:09,510
Let an old woman have some time to
herself.

325
00:25:10,410 --> 00:25:15,089
I am booked for four dracula grams this
evening. Not exactly glamorous, but it's

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work.

327
00:25:16,150 --> 00:25:17,990
I shall be back by eleven o 'clock.

328
00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:20,170
Please don't worry, you're quite safe.

329
00:25:20,590 --> 00:25:23,420
Absolutely safe. Absolutely nothing is
going to happen.

330
00:25:26,270 --> 00:25:29,390
Get away from my son, you fiend! From
the house!

331
00:25:34,770 --> 00:25:35,820
Triple three.

332
00:25:43,470 --> 00:25:46,780
I'll, uh, thank Christine round to
finish off properly tomorrow.

333
00:25:47,210 --> 00:25:48,370
Thank you very much.

334
00:25:49,580 --> 00:25:51,660
Thank you for being so understanding.

335
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:56,600
Sorry, I didn't realise you needed
oxygen all the time.

336
00:25:56,940 --> 00:26:00,020
There are worse things people have to
worry and cope with.

337
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:04,460
Perhaps Bill and I could, you know, pop
in more often, see how you're doing.

338
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:08,820
I would like that very much. I don't get
to see many people, you know.

339
00:26:10,660 --> 00:26:11,710
All right, then.

340
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:26,610
I'm going to go before I sod me guts
off.

341
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:28,810
Bye.

342
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:30,690
Bye.

343
00:26:32,260 --> 00:26:33,310
Bye.

344
00:26:36,940 --> 00:26:38,760
It was nice to finally meet you.

345
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:41,120
The circumstances were rather strange.

346
00:26:41,460 --> 00:26:42,680
Nice to meet you too.

347
00:26:44,380 --> 00:26:45,880
Don't stand on ceremony, John.

348
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:48,750
Feel free to give us a knock whenever
you're around.

349
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:50,540
Thank you. Perhaps I will.

350
00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:57,349
Got a standing invitation to visit us at
any time.

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